Got soaked in the rain? You are probably a natural wet t-shirt model.
Got dumped with the ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ line? It’s definitely them.
Got cheated on? No biggie. It’s good when the trash can take itself out.
Can’t get to work on time? Real work only starts when you get there, since you are the most competent employee. Everyone else has breakfast while waiting on you.
Car stalls or gets a flat tyre in the middle of a traffic jam? Your embarrassment threshold instantly levels up. (+100 points).
The boss always picks on you at work? Someone has to do their job for them or their incompetence starts to show.
Coming down with the virus? That wet T-shirt contest probably wasn’t a great idea.
Broke before pay day? Try falling in love again with all the stuff you bought after your last pay day.
Failed an exam? It’s hardly the same as failing at life.
Lost your luggage at the airport? The fashion police seized it because your sense of style was probably a public hazard.
Your students think you are a boring teacher? It’s fine. Their parents don’t get paid to hear their criticisms of their upbringing, so they send them to a much more qualified individual.
You’ve come to the end of your favorite blog’s post of the day? All good things must come to an end so they can begin anew another day.